Be sure to enter my month long give-a-way --lots of vendors and weekly winners.
THE GIFTS ARE once again-AMAZING!!
Just click on the Big Screen TV and it will take you to the give-a-way.
Sorry I did not get the Friday Funnies up--I was working on the Big Giv-A-Way all weekend but as I thought about the Friday Funnies over the weekend I decided to do something a little different. As this grows I may change it to a weekly event but for now I am going to have it be a monthly event. You can post through out the month. I am working on the layout of my blog so it will be easy to get to the parties and post, without having to search for them. There are lots of changes coming to make it all a little easier.
I am going to have the linky party up for the entire month,
so it won't be the Friday Funnies
I am changing it to
Its So Very NOT QUITE RIGHT.
Do you have a funny story about something your kids did
--like decorating the carpet with a food item--I have one of those...
OH YES I DO
or
did you trip over a new, almost full, can of paint, --1 shoe in the can and 1 not, coming down off the ladder, in the new house and end up with a DISASTER
OH YEAH I DID THAT TOO
what can I say--Its So Very Cheri
or
Have you ever had your toddler color his private parts and butt cheeks in a PURPLE SHARPIE PEN
OH YEAH--that too
or
took Grandpa grocery shopping and he "toots" all the way up an entire aisle in the store. People are looking in shock and disgust, as they pass him and he is "PASSING" (quite loudly) if you get the "DRIFT". When you get up to him and asked about it, he replies "You could hear that? I couldn't hear it and thought no one else could either"
now I am telling on Prince Charming's grandpa-rest his soul
You gotta love a hard of hearing Grandpa.
Oh I have a funny! My younger son (about 12 - 13 yrs old) took a shower in my bathroom, because his older brother was using the other shower. I was sitting just outside the bathroom door putting on makeup when Clint called to me and here's how the conversation went:
ReplyDeleteHim: "Hey Mom! Guess what?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "I think I'm going through puberty!"
Me: "WHAT?"
Him: "I think I'm starting to go through puberty!"
Me: "uhhhhhh...how do you figure that?"
Him: "I got a hair!!!!"
Me: "....uhhhhh....say again?"
Him: "I think I got a hair!!!!!!"
By now of course, his voice has been rising with excitement, and mine, ahem, has become all but inaudible. Before I can say anything more, here he comes out of the bathroom, with a towel slung low on his hips, saying:
"Look, I got a hair!!!"
Me, squinting: "Where?"
Him: "Right there!!!"
Me, again, squinting harder: "Where?"
Him: "Right there, right there!!!"
I never did see anything, but I congratulated him, welcoming him into "manhood" and just hugged him and held on to him for dear life.